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A guy goes into the Doctors and says ” Doctor, I have got three testicles, does that make me a freak?”
After a quick examination the Doctor says ” Wow you do indeed have three testicles, and no it doesn’t make you a freak, it makes you a unique human being, be proud of having them”
The guy comes out of the Doctors feeling ten feet tall and heads to the bus stop where another guy is waiting there.
Not being able to resist, he says to the guy ” Do you know that between us we have five balls?”
The other guy says ” Why, have you only got one?”My butt hair is so long, it made it to the Guinness Book of Records. Not for long though…they threw me out of the library pretty quickly.
Is a sagging buttocks the same term as falling behind?
Women who wear a ‘Wonderbra’ should come with a disclaimer notice: ‘Actual contents may vary from image on display.’
A Nun at a Construction Site
An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the group and with a big smile asked, “Do you men know Jesus Christ?”
They shook their hea<span class=”text_exposed_show”>ds and looked at each other. One of the workers looked up into
the steelwork and yelled, “Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?”
One of the steelworkers asked why.
The worker yelled, “His wife is here with his lunch.”</span>
Two gays were dancing, and one of the guys asked the other, “Why is it that whenever we dance, you get an erection?” the other guy answered, “Because you dance like an ass hole.”
I just opened up a broken musical instruments store and named it “Prince Andrews Music”. All the instruments only play in, A Minor.
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face. “Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mummy?” he asked. “To stay pretty for daddy,” said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. “What’s the matter mummy?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”
Yes I had a plain LJ when I was a kid, fitted a warm 186 HP block to it, with new suspension, handled like it was on rails & for a six was a fairly quick car for it’s time!
I’ve been having real problems with nuisance phone calls lately.
The most common one seems to be: “You said you’d be home from the pub three fucking hours ago!”
The wife and I were out having dinner when She said “We’ve been living together for Thirty three years now and you still haven’t popped the question..”
“Good point..” I said “When are you moving out…?”
