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A Jamaican walks into a bank with a 25kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier…
Shocked, the cashier asks “What’s this for?”’
The Rastafarian replies “Me here to open a joint account mon”….
1970 Plymouth Barracuda
Usain Bolt can do a hundred meters in under Ten seconds, 9.58 to be exact. What’s even more surprising is Prince Andrew has been known for doing a spot of sprinting. He’s actually really fast too… Finishing in the Teens.
Three boys were sitting on a fence talking. One of the little boys says to the other, “If you could have your body covered in anything, what would it be?”
After thinking for a while the boy answers, “Silver.”“Well, why?”
“I could peel it off and buy that Honda over there.”
The boy then asks the other, “And you?”
“Gold, I could peel it off and buy the BMW sitting over there.”
After a few seconds one of the boys ask the first boy, “Well, what about you?!?”
The boy thought and thought and finally, said very calmly, “Hair.”
Well the other two boys were just sickened and asked…”HAIR???? Why in the hell would you want your WHOLE BODY covered in HAIR???”
“Well”, the boy answered, “My sister has got a little tiny patch of hair and she owns both of those cars!
Cool, no probs answering your own question, someone else one day might want to know. Glad you got it sorted, tbh I had no idea!!
Yes thanks, this is something Ive always wanted to do with the Crewie since owning it. A lifetime fuel filter intank is ridiculous.
Seamus was in his local in Dublin and started chatting to an older woman. He told her that he was off to London, England the next day to look for work. “Could you do me a favour?” asked the woman. “When you get to London, can you see if you can find my son? He went away over a year ago and hasn’t even written to me.” Seamus said he would help and asked what his name was. “It’s Dunne,” replied the woman, “and he said he was moving to somewhere in London with the postcode WC something. “Leave it to me, Mrs Dunne!” and the next day, he set off. When he arrived in London, Seamus went for a drink in a pub and noticed a door stating “WC”. He went inside and knocked on one of the cubicles. “Are you Dunne?” he shouted. “I am,” came the reply, “but I’ve no paper!” “That’s a lame excuse for not writing to your mam!”
Hate answering my own questions
Though anybody that’s interested it’s a vapor out port, so for my purposes as I will fabricate a screen to cover the entire base of the pump it will be fine.
From July 6th in Wales, grandparents can visit one set of grandchildren, but not the others, and kids can visit one of their grandparents, but not the other. Indeed, grandparents can only visit one of their children and only allow that one child to visit them. There’s no limit on numbers, just one household at the same address. Similarly, one welshman can visit a field full of sheep, as long as they’re all from the same farm. The sheep then can’t see anyone else. Get in quick boyos!
Hey GuysI Just bought a new OEM fuel pump sender assy from GM & I’m in the midst of removing the oem inlet filter to replace this with a guauze/screen then fit an external efi filter inline under the tray. Below have posted a few pics of the inlet/ bottom of the pump. when I removed the oem filter pad it has a plastic cover over another very small port, can anyone tell me the relevance of this port as I spoke to my mechanic & he has no idea, as most just replace the entire assy & that’s about it.
To clarify if you look at second pic the lower port is the one am speaking of.
US country trio, The Dixie Chicks, were asked to drop the word ‘Dixie’ from their name as it’s a nickname for the confederate states who promoted negro slavery and may cause offence to some people. They’ve agreed to this and so not to offend anyone have changed their name to ‘Chicks With Dicks’
I was sitting in the garden having a beer when my wife stood by the back door.
“You’ve been out there all day,” she said, “Why don’t you come in and spend more time with me?”
“I’d love to,” I said, “But today I’d rather just sit here and relax.”
“I think you’re lying,” she grumbled.
“Why would you think that?” I asked.
“Because it’s fucing raining!”
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops. One man he passed sported an enormous erection.
“Sergeant-Major!” the colonel shouted. “Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave.”
“Yes sir,” the Sgt. Major replied.
A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man.
“Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 days compassionate home leave,” the Colonel barked.
A few months later, same guy, same problem. The Colonel is angry.
“Sergeant-Major! Haven’t we given this man two compassionate home leaves?”
“Yessir,” the Sgt. Major replies.
“Then what’s his problem, Sgt. Major?” the Colonel asks.
The Sgt. Major salutes and says, “Sir. It’s you he’s fond of.”
