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    Further research shows the Crewman/One Tonner Cab Chassis do infact use an internal fuel filter beside the inlet sock I spoke of early in this thread. See replacement Ryco filter shell below.

     

    This inner shell actually houses the fuel pump sealed with ORings & inherent filter element to one side encapsulated in the one enclosure.

    So my plan is now as the VZ is a “returnless” EFI system. I will remove this element, discard the internal press. reg. Fit a bulkhead fitting to the sender unit, run a remote adj. press reg near the fuel tank mounted off the chassis with a short return line to the tank. I will set the reg at 400KPA/60PSI max when it bypasses it will pass excess press back through the bulkhead fitting into the tank directly to the intank OEM transfer jet.

    This jet is used to sypthon fuel from the lower hump of the tank to the main section where the pump/sender unit is situated. Crewman/One Tonners have the fuel tank molded around the tailshaft. Not the best design but what were stuck with.

     

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    #32619
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    Great progress IJ, haven’t been able to reply on fb due to a another altercation doh!!

    Good use of the presstite foam tape, I use that quite a bit.

    I’m sure you are quietly confident the end is near. :good:   B-)

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    I was talking to another coworker by the water cooler one day.
    I said, “A mate of mine tried to make a new kind of car.
    He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from a Renault, the tyres from a Mazda, and the exhaust system from a Toyota…”
    The other coworker replied, “Really? What did he get..?”
    “Ten years..!” I replied

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    When my wife wants sex, it’s because I’m the horniest bastard on Earth and she loves me. When I ask for sex, I’m apparently the most depraved twat from the depths of Hell and I should stop pestering her.

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    #32604
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    Thought that guy was in the US, not sure?

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    “Your son just called me an old cow!” said my neighbour.
    “That’s disgraceful,” I said. “I keep telling him not to judge people by their appearance.”

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    #32597
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    Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you.

    Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life, because elephants never forget.

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    #32588
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    I was having a fight with a hoody last night when my wife opened the back door and said “Leave my washing line alone and get in this house you drunken idiot”

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    I was out clubbing last night, and saw a fat bloke chatting up a fat girl.

    She turned him down though. I think she was worried he was just trying to get into her Snickers.

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    Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback, and came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size.

    The first said, “Wow, that’s some hole. I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is.”

    The second said, “There’s an old gear box over there. Let’s throw it in and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”

    So they picked up the gear box, carried it over to the hole, counted one-two-three, and heaved it in.

    As they were standing there looking over the edge of the hole, a goat come crashing through the underbrush, ran up to the hole and without hesitation, jumped in head first.

    While they were standing there staring at each other in amazement, they peered into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about.

    Just then an old farmer sauntered up. “Say, you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat?”

    The first hunter said, “Funny you should ask. We were just standing here a minute ago, and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped head first into this here hole!”

    The old farmer said, “Naw, that’s impossible! I had him chained to a gear box.”

    #32569
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    An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see very well these days.”

    The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

    The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.

    Doc says, “What’s the problem? Didn’t the glasses help you?”

    “The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I’ve been living with a hose pipe the past 2 years!”

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    I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

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