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If anyone wants to come around and see my poor carpentry skills, my door is always open
I went into the estate agents looking for a flat earlier..After talking it over with a pretty estate agent, I came away with a semiAll this recent rain has been no good for my open air restaurant business.People were taking at least 3 hours to finish their soup!!
<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Certain things should be left in childhood, like the childhood prank of posting shit through someone’s letterbox. As a kid you might get told off and grounded but as an adult the consequences are even worse. Not only did I get a police caution but I lost my job with Royal Mail.. <span class=”pq6dq46d tbxw36s4 knj5qynh kvgmc6g5 ditlmg2l oygrvhab nvdbi5me sf5mxxl7 gl3lb2sf hhz5lgdu”>
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me because she calls me her sixty second lover.
<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Advice please. I have a mercedes c350cdi auto and I’m having problems with the gears. In the Daytime I put the gear stick in D and it drives normally, but then at night time I put it in N and it just revs and won’t move. It’s driving me bananas, if I need to drive at night I have to use my wifes manual car. Help please</span>
The Angel of death came to a Pastor and said, “I am here to take your life”
The Pastor replied, “But I’m not ready!”.
The angel of death said, “Well your name is the next on my list”.
“Okay why don’t you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before you take my life ?”.
“All right ” replied the angel. Then Pastor gave him some food with sleeping pills in it, the angel finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
Pastor took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put it at the bottom.
When the angel woke up he said to the Pastor.
“Because you have been so very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list” …
And that my friends is the story of my life!!
Deep in the forest are two trees growing together. A beech, and a birch.One day, a small tree begins to grow between them. The birch says to the beech, “Do you think that’s a son of a birch or a son of a beech?”The beech says “I don’t know if that’s a son of a birch or a son of a beech.”Just then a woodpecker landed on the small sapling. The birch asked the woodpecker, “Woodpecker, you’re a tree expert. Is that tree you’re on a son of a birch or a son of a beech?”The woodpecker pecked the sapling a few times then looked up at the birch and the beech. “This sapling is neither a son of a birch or a son of a beech. It is, however, the best piece of ash I’ve stuck my pecker into before.”
<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Paddy was walking down the road when he seen Sean O’Riley rowing a boat in the middle of a paddock, he calls out to him and says. “O’REILLY it is Irish People like you that give us Irish a bad name, if I could swim I would come out there and kick your arse.” </span>
I called my doctors surgery this morning.“I need to make an appointment for as soon as possible,” I said, “everything in my ear is echoing.”“Ok,” she replied, “How does tomorrow sound?”I said, “Morrow, orrow, row, ow.”
