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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang, so she went to see him. Upon entering the…[Read more]

The wife and I were at this pretentious event for her work and this academic-looking guy started asking, “If you were in a room and had a gun with two bullets, and also in the room was Hitler, Stalin, and Chairman Mao, who would you shoot ?” I replied, “My wife, twice.”

One Sunday night, the preacher asked for testimonies and prayer requests.

One woman stood up and said, “Sister and Brothers, please pray for me.

This has been a very trying week.

That old devil has done everything in his power to make me miserable.

Pray that I will have the fortitude to persevere.”

As she sat down,

Her husband stood up and…[Read more]

If someone coughs near you ask them to far cough

Good job,  made my living areas smaller to fit in an extra garage, three is ok though four is much better.

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Food shortages in the supermarkets….hot tip…..Whiskas Beef cat food makes an excellent chilli con carne, not only does it taste great but with balanced mineral levels it supports a healthy urinary tract, the zinc content ensures a healthy skin and there are no added artificial flavours, colours or preservatives.

The only down side…

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Paddy’s in jail. The Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

“What the hell you doing?” he asks.

“Hanging myself”, Paddy replies.

“It should be around your neck”, says the Guard.

“I know”, says Paddy, “but I couldn’t breathe.”

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute!”
Well,…[Read more]

Just saw on the news 97% of makeup is made in China and all supplies are shut down..

Fellas, you are about to get a rude awakening!!..