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It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around the town. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts…[Read more]

Paddy and Mick are at a job interview for a labourer by a builder,
Paddy goes first and is asked, “If you lost an eye, what would you be?”
He answers, “Half blind.”
Then he was asked, “What would you be if you lost both eyes?”
He answers, “Blind.”<span class=”text_exposed_show”>
Builder says, “Great, you got the job – send Mick in.”
Mick over…[Read more]

Paddy goes to the toilet at work but doesn’t return for about 20 minutes. “Where have you been all this time?” asked the boss. “Washing my hands, I forgot the words to Happy Birthday so sang Bohmemian Rhapsody twice” he replied

A Son
A middle-aged couple Mr and Mrs 0’Shea had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever…[Read more]

Two cases of Coronavirus have been confirmed in Liverpool. One was a known contact of an existing patient. The other was robbing his house.

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek.

“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o’clock in the morning?”

“There is, he replied…. “Breakfast.”