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The new Hooker just finished her first Trick.

When she came back down to the street, all the seasoned Street Veterans all gathered around to hear the Details.

She said. “Well , he was a big Muscular and Handsome Sailor”.

“Well , what did he want to do”..??? They all asked.

She said, ”I told him that a Straight Lay was £100, but he said he di…[Read more]

A young sailor on a year long deployment received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

‘Dear Jack,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please r…[Read more]

Never did I think that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth….

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I can’t believe I’m in isolation with this coronavirus, and to make matters worse, my wife has just told me she’s pregnant. So be careful fella’s, this virus obviously reverses the effect of a vasectomy.

A man was sitting on the edge of his bed watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then to…[Read more]

Yesterday, the French authorities deployed the military to supermarkets, in order to keep them secure and ensure social distancing is being respected. However, after one old lady coughed, the armed forces have capitulated and are now negotiating terms of surrender with the shoppers.

On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy, insisted on having a room at the luxury hotel with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom dressed in some very hot Nightgown.

“Hey Billy Joe, come in off the balcony and see what I have waiting for you to savor for…[Read more]

A 75 year old lady says to her husband, “You know what, I think I’ll go to the doctor and get a checkup.”
Her husband says, “Sure, thats a good idea dear.”
So she makes an appointment to see Dr. Levine, a gynecologist, and explains that she has not had a checkup in 25 years.
Dr Levine tells her to get undressed and put on a gown so he can check…[Read more]

Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how successful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari.
Guy 2: That’s nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well…[Read more]