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I’ve always suffered with a bad back. Years and years . I went to the docs , please do something .He referred me to specialist . When I saw him , he said there’s a cure in America,but it’s sixty thousand dollars . I said I don’t care anything . What’s the cure , he said well they inject mercury into the spine . Wow isn’t that dangerous . No he sai…[Read more]

I asked my girlfriends father if I could marry his daughter

I’ve never been so happy in my life.

He told me to fuk off.

A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips…

“Are you the friar?” he asked.

The brother replied “No. I’m the chip monk.”

A train hits a bus filled with Roman Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl ‘Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?’ She giggles and shyly replies, ‘Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.’ St. Peter says, ‘Okay,…[Read more]

Reserved

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys
in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.<span class=”text_exposed_show”>
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the…[Read more]

A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner.

The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the young daughter asks her mother, “Mommy, what are all those…[Read more]

Monaro HRT 427 Built on an LS6 Geniii block

Can you write off a divorce as a home improvement expense…?

I had a really bad day playing golf today, l only hit two good balls and that was when l stepped on a rake in a bunker!