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The Priest said, ‘Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so. ‘

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, ‘Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.’

Sister Mary Katherine said,…[Read more]

IMHO I reckon your Premier has a good finger on the pulse & for your sakes is making the right decisions, keep doing what your doing mate.

Again great progress IJ, good thing you can take your time getting all this right whilst under this pandemic! It’s not looking good there in Mexico with increased diagnosed cases on a daily basis.

The doctor said to me, “I’m sorry, Mr Brown but I’m going to have to amputate your wife’s clitoris.” “Amputate her clitoris?” I replied. “Why? What is it?” He said, “It’s the small bump at the top of her sexual organs which gives her pleasure, but according to her you wouldn’t know that.

Love him or hate him good old Boris isn’t daft is he….
Opens up the barbers and the pubs ,fresh cut and pint or 12 with the lads knowing full well the Mrs doesn’t want to be seen out in public with eyebrows like caterpillars and fingernails like pork scratching’s so he’s kept beauty salons closed so she can stay at home looking after the kids……[Read more]

Great progress IJ, some split black convoluted conduit will go nicely over any exposed harness.

“Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend…””With who?”

“Thomas.”

“But since when is Thomas your best friend?”

“Since yesterday.”

“Yesterday My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend…”
“Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend…”

“With who?”

“Thomas.”

“But since when is Thomas your best friend?”

“Since yesterday.”

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“Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend…”

“With who?”

“Thomas.”

“But since when is…

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The Penis Poem
A penis is a splendid thing; you ladies should be jealous.
An organ with such lovely skin, it’s smooth and mostly hairless.

It starts to grow so quickly when a guy’s about thirteen,<span class=”text_exposed_show”>
His testicles on either side, his willy in between.</span>

It dangles neatly down below; it’s softly warm and…[Read more]

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I was telling a gorgeous woman in the coffee shop that I’d recently lost my wife.

She put her arms around me, cuddled my head on her breast and said, “It’ll be alright.”

“No, it won’t,” I replied, “She’ll find me fucing soon.”

I was sitting at the computer last night when the wife asked me what a was doing, A told her a was looking for cheap flights, she beamed a great smile and said a love you so much and then gave me the best sex ever.
I found it strange as she’s never shown any interest in darts before.