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Seamus was in his local in Dublin and started chatting to an older woman. He told her that he was off to London, England the next day to look for work. “Could you do me a favour?” asked the woman. “When you get to London, can you see if you can find my son? He went away over a year ago and hasn’t even written to me.” Seamus said he would help and…[Read more]

Hate answering my own questions Though anybody that’s interested it’s a vapor out port, so for my purposes as I will fabricate a screen to cover the entire base of the pump it will be fine.

From July 6th in Wales, grandparents can visit one set of grandchildren, but not the others, and kids can visit one of their grandparents, but not the other. Indeed, grandparents can only visit one of their children and only allow that one child to visit them. There’s no limit on numbers, just one household at the same address. Similarly, one…[Read more]

Hey GuysI Just bought a new OEM fuel pump sender assy from GM & I’m in the midst of removing the oem inlet filter to replace this with a guauze/screen then fit an external efi filter inline under the tray. Below have posted a few pics of the inlet/ bottom of the pump. when I removed the oem filter pad it has a plastic cover over another very small…[Read more]

US country trio, The Dixie Chicks, were asked to drop the word ‘Dixie’ from their name as it’s a nickname for the confederate states who promoted negro slavery and may cause offence to some people. They’ve agreed to this and so not to offend anyone have changed their name to ‘Chicks With Dicks’

I was sitting in the garden having a beer when my wife stood by the back door.

“You’ve been out there all day,” she said, “Why don’t you come in and spend more time with me?”

“I’d love to,” I said, “But today I’d rather just sit here and relax.”

“I think you’re lying,” she grumbled.

“Why would you think that?” I asked.

“Because it’s fucing raining!”

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops. One man he passed sported an enormous erection.

“Sergeant-Major!” the colonel shouted. “Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave.”

“Yes sir,” the Sgt. Major replied.

A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man.

“Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 days compassionate…[Read more]

The day finally came when the jockey was married to his girlfriend. They had met when she was working as a stable hand and their romance began with a shared love of horses:

At long last, after the reception, they arrived at their honeymoon hotel. Since their relationship until then had been old fashioned and chaste, they were keen to get to know…[Read more]

Yes! Powertrain Interface Module. I already asked IJ about this on FB. Seems to only appear on automatic vehicles with esp. My VZ M6 does not have either.

I’ve recently joined a local wine tasting club.

If anybody would like to tag along we meet every day on the benches in the park at around 8.30am!!

Dr explaining the pandemic to a coma patient who just woke up……….

Dr: “They shut down the world because of a worldwide pandemic.”

Patient: “OMG! How many people are infected?”

Dr : “About 11 Million.”

Patient: “OMG! 11 million people died?”

Dr: “No, only 500 thousand… Kind of.”

Patient: “What do you mean ‘kind of’?”

Dr: “Well… t…[Read more]

Mary comes in with a brand new bag that looked expensive

Paddy: “Honey; I see you got a new Gucci bag! Where’d you get it?”

Mary: “My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings.”

Next day, she comes home with new, fancy sunglasses.

Paddy: “Wow, those are elegant sunglasses you have on…[Read more]