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A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work

The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
‘PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!’

The…[Read more]

This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to Bunnings in Burleigh Heads. They hired him because he was so funny….

NAME:
Adam Land<span class=”text_exposed_show”>on Jones (Grumpy Bastard)</span>

SEX:
Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)

DESIRED P…[Read more]

<span style=”font-weight: 400;”><span style=”font-weight: 400;”><span style=”font-weight: 400;”>An Irishman goes to the doctor, who after examining him says</span></span></span>

<span style=”font-weight: 400;”><span style=”font-weight: 400;”><span style=”font-weight: 400;”>“You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I…[Read more]

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I applied to emigrate to Australia and they asked me if I had a criminal record
I said I didn’t realize you still needed one

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940 CI LJ Torana

“Swearing at Work.”
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realise t…[Read more]

XC Prototype

3 girls are on a plane that’s going to crash,An American,a French girl and an African girl.. the American puts on her makeup and says “Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first!.” The French girl opens her bra and says “Rescuers will save a girl with beautiful breasts first!” The African girl removes her knickers and says “f*ck off, they always…[Read more]

Manners and Etiquette
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:

“If you were courting a well-educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?” Mike replies “Wait a minute, I’m going for a p.”

The teacher says : “That would be…[Read more]