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<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Sex education classes in schools should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching frigging peppa pig on repeat!</span>

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Being a doctor and a married man with kids, it feels like I’m living two lives. In one life there’s medicine, scarring images and long, painful hours.…[Read more]

I said to the barman, “Can I have a triple whisky.” He said, “Are you ok?” I said, “No, I lost my best mate today.” He said, “I’m sorry, did he suffer much?” I said, “Yeah, the church wedding was fucing horrendous.”

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Paddy & his wife are searching their teenage daughters room, they find a packet of fags. Paddy crys ” oh lord our daughters a smoker.” Minutes later…[Read more]

68 Shellby Stang

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”
The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”
And God saw it was good.
On the second day,…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Paddy was in France and was invited to a dinner party where chicken is being served. The French host comes across the wishbone and calls everyone to…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Teenagers Saul & Rachel were sat on a park bench watching the sun going down over Tel Aviv. Rachel said “Penny for your thoughts?” Saul said “I was…[Read more]

62 Vette fitted with an LS3 very cool

My young Son was terrified there was a Monster under his Bed,

So I sat him down to reassure him.

“Timmy, the Monster under your Bed has gone now and he’ll never bother you again.”

“Really..? Are you sure, Daddy..?”

“Yes, Son,” I replied

He’s most probably been Eaten by the Giant seven foot Killer Clown living in our Attic”..

Seems to…[Read more]

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.

Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble…[Read more]

“Did I come out of mum’s tummy?” asked my son.

“Yes mate.” I said. “I know it’s hard to believe but five years ago that’s where you were.”

He looked at my missus slouched on the settee. “Dad? Are there still some people in there?”