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I was walking by the river bank the other day, when an angler caught my eye.

I wonder how much compensation I’ll get…

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>I thought I was listening to a Kate Bush song in the car when I realised that the radio was off and I needed to have my brake pads changed.</span>

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>I had to go to the doctors today. “Hey Doc” I said, “I’m here because I’ve been getting these terrible headaches recently.””Hmm. Have you been drinking…[Read more]

I was clearing out my late German Grandfather’s closet.
And I decided to give all his Old Clothes to a Charity Shop.
I handed over the Bag of Clothes to the shop assistant who was rummaging through it.
When a horrified expression formed on her Face.
“How dare you bring this Uniform in to my Shop” she exclaimed angrily.
“This is a Sick Symbol of…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>A man is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of…[Read more]

I asked my wife if she’d like a diamond necklace for her birthday.

She said “nothing would make me happier!”…..So I got her nothing instead….

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>My wife phoned me. “There are two men standing outside,” she whispered in a panic. “I think they are going to break in to our house.” I said, “If they…[Read more]

Apparently Melania was also taken to hospital once she heard the news Trump had the virus.

For plastic surgery, to take the smile off her face

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>I love Halloween… seeing the looks on the kids faces as they bite into their toffee onion..</span>

Harley Davidson is closing many of its Plants Due to Declining Sales. Apparently, the Baby Boomers all have motorcycles, and Generation X is only buying a very few and the next generation, the Millennials, aren’t buying any at all. A recent study was conducted to find out why?

Here are the reasons why Millennials don’t ride motorcycles, a…[Read more]