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<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>The male brain is a wonderful thing. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from the moment you’re born….right up until you meet a girl with big…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>The nurse looked at the patient and said, “I’ve never seen this before. I’m bringing in the doctor.” The doctor said, “I’ve never seen anything like this…[Read more]

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking.

Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.? I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”
Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you.
He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7:00 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a…[Read more]

No Nativity this year because the 3 Wise Men face a travel ban.
The shepherds have been furloughed.
The Inn keeper has shut under tier 3 regulations and had a slump in bookings.
Santa won’t be working as he would break the rule of 6 with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen.
As for Rudolph, with that red nose, he should be isolating…[Read more]

This is a very sad story of the depression that can haunt a man. My friend Michael was so sick and tired of the world; of Covid, of Chinese aggression, of Global Warming, of BLM and the rest of the stories that our media deem important to broadcast.

Michael drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could.…[Read more]

Jesus applied for a job as a carpenter. The boss said “We have a job for you, one in Bury, one in Jerusalem.”

“I’ll have the one in Bury.” said Jesus

“But the one in Jerusalem pays more.”

“I know” said Jesus, “but the last time I worked there they hammered me with tax”….

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>My heart is broken…from one moment to another things went from joy to pain and sadness. I still don’t get how a wonderful night ended in such a t…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Donald Trump’s doctor has now ‘cleared’ the hoarse coughing President to resume work and rallies. Dr. Conley obviously knows what he’s talking about, as…[Read more]

It looks great IJ, said many times it’s a huge credit to you carrying this all out during worrying times, enjoy & hope the new year brings good things aye!  :

It looks great IJ, said many times it’s a huge credit to you carrying this all out during worrying times, enjoy & hope the new year brings good things aye! 

Every time I took a girl home to meet mum she made it very clear she thought the girl wasn’t good enough for me
Sometimes it was the looks, sometimes the interests or sometimes even the sound of her voice.
She made dating very hard
One day I’d had enough and I thought, I’ll find a girl that looks like mum, shares the same interests and even sound…[Read more]

If you know someone who will be lonely this Christmas, having their Christmas Dinner alone, please let me know.
I need to borrow some chairs!!.