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It’s nearly that time of year when we get a visit from that fat character with a beard bringing presents for the kids.
I hate my mother Inlaw!!.

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>I got sacked from PC world yesterday…A woman came in the store and asked me what was the best thing for finding your ancestors…I said a…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>During all of the isolation time, I decided to take up a few musical instruments. I figure if I’m proficient enough, I can use my talents to make a few…[Read more]

I went to see the doctor with a persistent neck problem. It’s agony every time I tilt my neck upwards I explained It’s really affecting my lifestyle and quality of life.”
In what way? He asked.
I’m struggling to finish my fucing Beer!

You can bypass the throttle body, though best to keep the rad line intact.

Mother in law just fell down a wishing well…

I’m in shock….

I didn’t think those things actually worked….!

The England vs Barbarians rugby match was cancelled because some of the Barbarians went for a meal against covid regulations.

Because sticking your head between arses in the scrum, is much safer than ordering the meal for four, isn’t it?.

2 cops and their police dog are standing outside a pub when a drunk walks out grabs the dog by the tail lifts the tail up has a look puts it back down shakes his head and walks away
2nd drunk walks out grabs the dog by the tail lifts it up has a look puts it back down shakes his head and walks away
3rd drunk walks out grabs the dog by the tail…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>I told the barman at my local that he could borrow my sex doll any time he wanted. “Eugh! That’s disgusting!” he exclaimed. “Yeah,” I said, “but you were…[Read more]

9th November: Pfizer & BioNTech announce a vaccine that is 90% effective but has to be stored at in an industrial freezer.

16th November: Moderna announces a vaccine that is 95% effective that can be stored in a fridge.

17th November: Trump and Domestos announce a vaccine that is 99% effective and can be kept under the sink!!

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, “The other day,” I…[Read more]