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<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>My instructor for an online physics course I’m taking for my Masters just told me off and said I’m not taking it seriously. Apparently “My wife” is not…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id”><b>Blonde Cookbook</b></span>
<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id”>MONDAY:
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were…[Read more]

Paddy had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his wife had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, ‘You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me.…[Read more]

Will be an ugly baby :lol:

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.” She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.

The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, and then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving…[Read more]

A nursery school teacher says to her class: “Who can use the word definitely in a sentence?”
First little girl says: “The sky is definitely blue.”
Teacher says: “Sorry,Amy but the sky can be grey,or orange.”
The second little girl says: “Trees are definitely green.”
“Sorry,but in the autumn trees are brown,” says the teacher.
Little Johnny from…[Read more]

Paddy was looking in the jeweller’s shop window when an elephant came along, headbutted the window and hoovered up all the watches and jewellery with his trunk. Then he trundled off. Next, the cops arrive. “What exactly happened?” the cop asked. Paddy says, “It was an elephant. He headbutted the window and sucked everything up with his trunk.”…[Read more]

Why did the British wear red coats in battle?

During the royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British “red coat.”

Many people have asked, “Why did the British wear red coats in battle?”

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle,…[Read more]

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio annou…[Read more]

 
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A major International company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world.
In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours, and the one with…

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