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A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?”
Johnny answered, “I am too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in third grade too.”
Mrs Brooks had had enough. She took Johnny to the…[Read more]

Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway, but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week.
So Farmer Jack called the local police station to complain,
“You’ve got to do something about all these people driving so fast…[Read more]

I remember the teacher said to me “The essay you wrote about your dog is word for word the same as your brothers”?
“Of course it is” i said. “Its the same dog”

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Mick is driving along the road and spots Paddy walking along. He stops and winds down the window, “Paddy, would you like a lift?” “No thanks, Mick. No…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>My wife said to me: “You just can’t see the forest through the trees, can you?” “You got that right” I replied, handing her the razor, “I think it’s…[Read more]

I was sitting at the bus stop this morning when this midget girl took a seat next to me and started telling me the latest celebrity gossip and some interesting facts

I thought to myself, “this must be the little bird everyone gets their information from….”

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>My ex said “you remind me of the sea”, I asked if it was because I am deep stormy and tempestuous. She said “no, you make me sick “</span>

I was talking to another coworker by the water cooler one day.
I said, “A mate of mine tried to make a new kind of car.
He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from a Jaguar, the tyres from a Mazda, and the exhaust system from a Renault…”
The other coworker replied, “Really? What did he get..?”
“Ten years..!” I replied

69 Plymouth Roadrunner

Guys, if you’re trying to meet a cool woman, look for a gal out walking her dog.
She’s active, clearly has great taste in animals AND she’s already prepared to pick up shit off the street – this is your chance: