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6 months of lockdown with your wife has ended…..
You are offered a 2 month all expenses paid cruise through the Bahama’s , or a steak on a…

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A bus load of Swedish tourists were travelling through the Australian outback when the bus broke down…….
The driver grabbed his tool kit, opened the bonnet and began tinkering with the engine…….
He had all sorts of tools, and was testing every component…..
The prettiest of the tourists was 22 year old Ingrid who claimed to be an…[Read more]

Two 90 year old men, Micky and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Micky visits him every day. One day Micky says, “Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Sundays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know…[Read more]

Have you noticed that most of the cleaning products are either Mr Sheen, Mr Muscle etc..
..and yet women complain Men don’t do any cleaning around the house

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, “I have a 45 calibre colt 1911 with a 7 round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”.
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“You’ll need more ammo”

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>There wasn’t this much fuss when Pfizer marketed Viagra was there? Although a lot of women took it very hard.</span>

I was visiting a mate when I noticed that in the window of his neighbour, there were 2 blokes standing in the window.
I asked my mate what the go was and he replied, “They’re just my neighbours Kurt and Rod…!”

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hr & then she hung up.
“Wow! Said her Dad”. That was short, u usually talk for 2 hrs. What happened?.
“Wrong number”, the girl replied!

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home w…[Read more]

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I went into a Chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop said, “What do you do for a riving?”
I said, “What do I do for a living? I’m a bit of a comedian.”
So the Chinese chap says, “Go on then, change colour.”
I said, “No! I’m not a chameleon, I’m a comedian.”
So then he says, “Tell me a joke, make me raff.”
I said, “You want me to…[Read more]