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<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Thought I’d try a new gadget out. It’s a golf ball that rolls itself into the hole if it gets within six inches of it. I thought it was a good idea unt…[Read more]

A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re Leaving From the office…[Read more]

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered,…[Read more]

Trevor, the farmer, was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilise the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the stock pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny…[Read more]

Reading the Millionaire’s Last Will
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
‘To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and 2 million,’ the attorney reads.
‘To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht,…[Read more]

 
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I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes, 4- leaf clovers and rabbits’ feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.
I thought, “He’s pushing his luck!!..

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A 17 year-old boy came home with a brand new Jeep 4×4.
His parents look at the Jeep and ask, “Where did you get that 4×4?!”

“I bought it today,” he says.

“With what money?” says his mother.

They knew what a new Jeep cost.

“Well,” he says, “this one cost me just £20.”

The father looks at him like he’s crazy.

“Who would se…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>So as I was sitting on the sofa my missus sweetly whispered. “The best part about all this is that I get to spend more time with you “…As I looked over…[Read more]

“A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. I don’t like taking advantage of the…[Read more]

6 months of lockdown with your wife has ended…..
You are offered a 2 month all expenses paid cruise through the Bahama’s , or a steak on a barbecue with with your best mates……What would you choose?
Rare, medium or well done?