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EVER WONDER …?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>My son is three-years-old and I took him shopping. When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. Now, I didn”t buy it and he certainly didn”t…[Read more]

A group of Irish lads are out in Spain on holidays..

On one of their nights out they encountered a young man from Dublin.
He was so drunk that he could hardly stand.
The lads asked him his name and he said; “Phillip Maguire.”
The lads told him; ” It’s not safe being here on your own. We are going to look after you! ”
So for the rest of the…[Read more]

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

“These,” she explained, “are the older goats put out to pasture when t…[Read more]

That VH is excepting well that LSA 6.2L very good job.

Paddy phoned his boss’s mobile.
“I’m on the train heading to the south coast now.”
“What..?” his boss replied, sounding a bit annoyed.
“It’s five o’clock in the bloody morning,
what are you doing on a train?”
“You tell me,” Paddy replied.
“You’re the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning…..

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Teacher : Who is the President of
Iraq ?
Me : I don’t know Miss
Teacher : You need to focus more on
your studies.

Me : Please Miss, can I ask a
question ?
Teacher : Yes.
Me : Do U know Angela ?
Teacher : No, why ?
Me : You need to focus more on your husband…!

One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks. “What’s this?” she asked…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>I crashed my car this morning on the motorway and had to leave it on the hard shoulder. I phoned up my insurance company and the woman on the phone…[Read more]

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, “Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”

Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, “Will I be acquitted?”