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Meghan Markle was visiting a primary school and she visited one of the classes.They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Meghan if she would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy”.
So the the attention seeking soap star asked the class for an example of a “tragedy”.
One little boy…[Read more]

An Italian on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy,
went to the local church for confession in 1960.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man
said, “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my…[Read more]

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<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql rrkovp55 a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. “Well, I’ll tell you” the farmer replied. “One day I was…[Read more]

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Meghan Markle has accused the Royal firm of racism by implying one of them speculated how black her offspring would be…
However she has refused to name exactly WHO made the remark.
If you think you know who it could possibly have been, send your guess to ..
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Brian from accounts passed me this morning as I was going to work, he must have been doing at least 100mph.
Mind you, he did jump from the thirty-second floor!!

O’Toole applied for a forklift job at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.
A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.
When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to O…[Read more]

All these months of doom and gloom headlines about the pandemic, wishing for that one positive headline. Something to cheer your heart and make all the isolation, queues, sanitising etc…. worthwhile and give the nation something to celebrate.
Britain’s got talent cancelled until 2022. !…. That will do nicely.

The wife just challenged me to an online high-pitched sound hearing test. “The dogs are going mental but how can you still hear something?” She asked. “I’m a married man,” I replied, ” we’re used to whiny, drawn-out, unpleasant screeching noises.”

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An American walks into an Aussie pub and says,
“This place looks like the ass end of the world.”
“Just passing through, are you?” replies the bartender.