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<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>My wife was shopping in the ladies’ petite section and she found everything that fit her ! No surprise really, we were on holiday in an American…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye,…[Read more]

A queue waiting for a job on a building site.
The foreman at the desk shouts ‘Next!’ A man steps forwards.
‘Name!’ asks the foreman.
‘Marks N Spencer’ says the man.
‘I’ve got no time for clowns’ says the foreman. ‘. Next!’
The next in line steps forward.
‘Name!’ again asks the foreman.
‘W H Smith’ says the man.
‘I told you, no clowns!…[Read more]

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time’s sake.

He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, “How am I doing?”

The prostitute replies, “Well, sailor, you’re doing about three knots.”

“Three knots?” he replies,…[Read more]

My girlfriend just walked out of the kitchen, looked at me and said, “I’m afraid that you need to get a new dish washer.”
I said to myself, “That’s a strange way to break up with someone.”

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity…[Read more]

<p data-xf-p=”1″>Husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely lass for the job.:</p>
<p data-xf-p=”1″>She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat. One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit.</p>
<p data-xf-p=”1″>”But why?” Asked…[Read more]

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

‘What’s up with the big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked.

‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,’ the drunk replied.

‘A talking clock?…[Read more]

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.
As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, “Don’t you see the sign?
It says, ‘Private property – Stay Out!'”
The golfer says, “I’m sorry I did not see it. That’s my ball over there.
May I have it, please?”

The man says, “It’s in my yard and so it’s my ball now.”
The golfer looks…[Read more]