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<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Paddy and Mick have been planning a holiday but Covid has been stifling their plans. Paddy says he’ll go see what he can do. He comes back with a box o…[Read more]

A giant gorilla gatecrashed the world table tennis championship in China last night… The local media reported the event by saying ….
There was a King Kong ding dong at the Hong Kong ping pong!!

Paddy and English George were in a pub. George says to Paddy, “if you had to choose between money and knowledge, what would you pick”. Paddy said money. George laughed and said “you Irish, I would have picked knowledge”. Paddy calmly replied, “good choice George, I lacked money, but you being English you lacked knowledge.

There was a ruckus going on down the street.
One of the rioters threw a brick through our kitchen window and hit my wife on the head, knocking her out. I ran outside and chased the bastard down. I dragged him back to the house and pointed to my bloodied wife in a heap on the floor.
I pulled out a knife and said, “It’s time to face the…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Montana must have the only truly humane mountains in the world. I was driving thru a mountain pass and they had a sign that said pass with care. I was…[Read more]

Boris johnson – “Some parts of Britain there are 3 generations of families where nobody has ever worked..
He’s either referring to Buckingham Palace or Liverpool…!

As I got out on the 11th floor, the lift operator said “Have a good day, son”
“Don’t call me son. You are not my dad”, I replied sarcastically
As the doors closed, he looked me in the eye and said “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?

Yes great insurance with the trunnion kit, much safer than those small pesky needle rollers!

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id” dir=”auto”>Pat and Mick were crossing the bog on their way home from cutting turf, when they found three hand grenades on the heather. “Careful there Mick,” says pat. We…[Read more]

A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist:
“I would like to put my name in the hat for the forthcoming elections
to be an Independent candidate.
The receptionist replied, “Certainly sir Please fill out this form.”
He was filling the form until he came to the question, ”Are you circumcised?”
So he asked the…[Read more]