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<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Queen Elizabeth and Princess Kate are out motoring through the hillside when the Bentley they’re driving breaks down. The driver has to go for help, and…[Read more]

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>I was at the supermarket and ran into an old friend. I told him that I’m married now and he asked if my wife was out shopping with me. “She is,” I…[Read more]

Journalist: How does it feel Mr Edison to have failed so many times?

Edison: <span lang=”en-gb”>I have not failed.  I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.</span>

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George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died.

Due to a glitch in the mundane/celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart.

The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him. “You look…[Read more]

Went to a Chinese restaurant and got a fortune cookie that said:
“Be not afraid to walk through the door of opportunity”
‘So I left without paying!!..

1970 Dodge 426 ci Hemi

According to a
solicitors letter in
my neighbour’s wheelie bin,
“I’m a stalker.”

Why is there disabled parking spots outside ice-skating rinks?

 
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I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. And guess what?
It wooden start.

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Confucius say …
Man who run in Front of car get tired.
Man who run behind Car get exhausted.
Man with one Chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong … Man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right,War determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse Soon find him in…[Read more]

Paddy left very rural Ireland and went to work in London, leaving behind his aged parents, with strict instructions to write home as soon as he was settled in his digs.
Weeks passed and then one day a package arrived with a letter. It said
“Dear Mam and dad, I arrived safely and quickly settled into my new digs. The landlady is very nice and I f…[Read more]