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Paddy went to the dentist. As he sat in the chair the dentist said “How’s the mouth?”
Paddy said “She’s still in bed!”

Jesus goes into a bar and sits at a table in the corner.

An Australian, a German and a Tallaght man are in the bar. They’re staring at the man sitting by himself, at a table in the corner. He’s so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad.

They stare and stare, until suddenly the Tallaght man twigs: ‘My God, it’s…[Read more]

50 Years of the Charger 1971-2021 “Hey Charger”!

I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics.

So I stopped going.

You should never take the piss. My mate was taking the piss out of a bloke with a ridiculous wig on the other day.
The bloke had the last laugh though.
Sentenced him to three years.

This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him.

He interviewed three people. The first, Mick, came in and said, “I want to sell Bibles for you.” “OK, you’re hired. Here’s your kit; go sell!”

The second,Seamus, came in and said, “I…[Read more]

Helen was distraught after calling off her engagement to Simon and decided to write him a letter as follows…
Dear Simon,
I am writing to tell you that I have been unable to sleep ever since I broke off out engagement.
Won’t you please forgive me ?
Not being able to hug you anymore is breaking my heart.
I admit now that I was a fool.
Nobody can…[Read more]

If anyone wants to come around and see my poor carpentry skills, my door is always open

I went into the estate agents looking for a flat earlier..
After talking it over with a pretty estate agent, I came away with a semi

All this recent rain has been no good for my open air restaurant business.
People were taking at least 3 hours to finish their soup!!

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Certain things should be left in childhood, like the childhood prank of posting shit through someone’s letterbox. As a kid you might get told off and g…[Read more]