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<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Bob, a 60-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman…[Read more]

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Checkup”
Paddy goes to see his doctor and asks : “Do you think I’ll live to be a hundred?”
His doctor asks Paddy “Well, that depends…Do you drink?”
Paddy says,”Oh, no sir! I abstain from all alcohol. Soft drinks too. I just drink plenty of fresh water.”
“Do you smoke?”
“No, sir! Never smoked in my life, and I stay away from any place with secon…[Read more]

Is it okay that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school.
Or does that make me a bad teacher?

A young woman goes into confession, she says, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. My boyfriend came over while I was babysitting and we started kissing. One thing lead to another and he… Well he wanted..” and the young woman hesitated. The priest asked the woman, ” my child, did he take you against your will?” To which she replied, “Oh no…[Read more]

Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
“Oh no, sir, we don’t sell them in the States, they’re a health hazard!”
“Okay,” I replied. “I’ll just take these two assault rifles then.”

My missus said if you won millions on the lottery would you still love me? I said of course I would love and id think about you often and even write to you occasionally

“Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state! ”I’m glad to hear you say that,” replied Mick, with a sigh of relief. ”Everybody else says it’s all my feckin fault!”

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Anybody on here with knowledge regarding noisy dishwashers? I’ve tried flowers, chocolates and wine and she’s still moaning!</span>

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