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54 Mercury

WHY?
• Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
• Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
• Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
• Why is a boxing ring square?
• Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
• Why is it considered ne…[Read more]

I didn’t want to buy a hammock, but the salesman was very persuasive,
I’m easily swayed!!..

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>There’s a gang going through town systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they’re still at large…</span>

My wife finally passed her driving test at the 11th attempt,
I had said I would get her something cheap to run around in if she did, so i bought her a pair of trainers from Aldi

Found a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge on a plate with a note that said “don’t eat me”
Now there’s an empty plate in the fridge with a note on it that says
“don’t tell me what to do”

I was playing scrabble with the wife last night, and I am sure she is making words up.
What the hell does ” foreplay ” mean anyway?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with a Philosophy degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Two camels, a father and son are grazing. The younger camel looks up to his father and says “Dad! Why do we have these giant humps on our backs?” The…[Read more]

61 Impala SS 409

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>My rather large girlfriend decided to take an aerobics class, She bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time the fat cow…[Read more]