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I told the doctor that I was experiencing hearing loss in one ear.
He asked, “what ear is it?” I said, “2021”

Whenever I hear the expression there’s good and bad in all, I remember Sir Isaac Newton came from Grantham. And so did Margaret Thatcher.

Beer is the secret to catching fish. In order to think like a fish, you have to drink like a fish.

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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door.
She proclaim “I want to join your biker club!”
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she would be allowed to joi…[Read more]

Husband comes home from from a hard day at work.

Wife: hello honey I did the shopping today

Husband: did you buy me a carton of beer like I asked?

Wife: sorry I forgot

Husband: you are always forgetting things

Wife: that’s not true what about 14 years 7months 3weeks and 6 days ago when you forgot to take the rubbish out.

True facts
1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb.’
2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only…
Ladies Forbidden’… and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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“Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state! ”I’m glad to hear you say that,” replied Mick, with a sigh of relief. ”Everybody else says it’s all my fault!”

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If Men are only capable of concentrating on one thing at a time, how come Women have two boobs?

Why does Gaza keep firing rockets at Israel? …..It keeps them occupied.