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<span style=”font-size: 15px;”><b>Time Zones</b></span>
Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish the time zones
Long
Why? Putin asks him.

Ah, I can’t find myself with these times:

I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep,

I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I…

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Andy goes to see a lawyer and tells him,
“My neighbor borrowed $300 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
The Lawyer asks Andy, “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?”
“Not really,” replies Andy. “I thought we were good enough friends and trusted him.”
“I see, says the Lawyer.
“Okay, then we will write him a letter, enclosing a sta…[Read more]

At 12pm yesterday I finally plucked up the courage to phone Gamblers Anonymous.
They told me to phone back at 20:1.

Went for a sports massage because of my bad back. The lady said this doesn’t come with a ‘happy ending’ Damn right it didn’t! ….At the end it cost me $140

Don Smith in the HR 186S. Bathurst 1968. 145 MPH on Conrod

56 Thunderbird

<span class=”d2edcug0 hpfvmrgz qv66sw1b c1et5uql lr9zc1uh a8c37x1j keod5gw0 nxhoafnm aigsh9s9 d3f4x2em fe6kdd0r mau55g9w c8b282yb iv3no6db jq4qci2q a3bd9o3v knj5qynh oo9gr5id hzawbc8m” dir=”auto”>Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scared y-cat.</span>
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Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a ‘sewer-side’ bombing..

Just had my 6th driving lesson.. Sure I’m getting ripped off.. He said “well done Mick next week you can sit in the front .”

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

– The tender one
– the amazing one
– Lady of my dreams

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!

She cried until her eyes got…[Read more]

Every year, Jim entered the state lottery hoping to win.
He never did. One day, after praying vigorously and hoping for God’s message, he headed out to the State Fair. A flash of lightning struck him as he was passing by Nadine’s carnival booth. She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see the number 7 written on…[Read more]